Like clockwork, it seems every time I find myself trying to cram for an enormous o-chem test over an entire weekend I catch myself wondering why the heck I am in this major anyways. One of these days I am going to snap. And then the real fun will begin.
A most clever idea…
The citizens of Dotatopia are now enjoying a surplus in wealth and everything it can buy, i.e. happiness, entertainment, love. All thanks to a new marketing strategy.A drug of sorts was recently developed and dispersed into the islands water supply.
The drugs affects can only be expressed in females. The drug has the strange ability to cause the women to suddenly become excited and feel the need to purchase vast quantities of clothing, bags, shoes, and a whole host of other items that one cannot possibly imagine why one would need so many of.
The prices of these items were of course raised to ridiculous heights, while the cost of making such items was already shockingly low to begin with. So low, in fact, that the cost of making such items is a small fraction compared to the actual cost of the item. Most are made my slaves in vast quantities, while at the same time the items are branded as being ’special’ and ‘unique’ compared to the other brands.
To the women, these items must be purchased in mass quantities.
To everyone else, these items are worthless.
Thus, the economy is now booming thanks to the drug driven shopping crazed women. However, as ruler of Dotatopia, I must admit that this idea is not entirely my own.
I got it from this other island, US of A.
Apparently it did wonders for them, and even is preventing the country’s economy from going under during a costly war.
Hello Cruel World
It’s spamming time.
